by Hokato Eastman
what should I do today
I think I'll go and play
with my army far away
in a country where "terrorists" might stay
with their natural resources we'll make them pay
those evil "terrorists" better pray
we'll drop "smart" bombs that only kill
the wicked "terrorists" who wish us ill
and maybe some kids but don't worry
just chill
it is, after all, our mighty god's will
yes, god made us do it
he sent us to war
to spread our religion from shore to shore
and to liberate people from the oil and ore
we're already rich but could always use more
those people won't miss it. they've always been poor
so phuck em and bomb em and blow em away
it's what god intended anyway
a perfect plan, revealed only to me
white man's MANIFEST DESTINY
so smash them and bash them and bomb them to bits
murder and mayhem means money you twits
we'll kick the ass of those "terrorists"
they'll be "shocked and awed"
and unable to resist
they'll embrace our beliefs without looking behind
if we can't win their hearts
we'll conquer their minds
and when history looks back
what will it find?
whatever the U.S. decides to define
heroic battles were waged in the East
the bald eagle soared up
and conquered the beast
the evil "terrorists" suffered bitter defeat
and we made a trillion dollars at the same time
peace